You're not alone. Eddie Snowden snowed us too.

OK, so we were wrong. We caught Ed Snowden fever, that's all.

When Ronnie and I finally pulled our heads out of our own asses we realized that this Snowden shithead is just another one of those amoral freaks who was raised on the free-for-all Internet and who think they have a right to invade anyone's personal space and jeopardize other people's safety and security but, by Christ, they think it's a fucking crime when the government does it to preserve the safety and security of American citizens. Hey, Snowden, you little prick, can you spell "hypocrite" or do you need an acronym hint?

The NSA and PRISM are "the good guys", you stupid fucking shits, working to preserve peace while glory-hog fuckheads from Anonymous and Wikileaks and criminals like Edward Snowden think their personally identifiable information is sacred but not anybody else's. These cocksuckers duped you, you stupid fucks, and they duped Ronnie and me, too. And you fuckers will pay for that. The legal way. Not by the cowardly, hit-and-run, tactics you pussies use. You fucking "heroes" aren't doing anything but putting good Americans in jeopardy while pretending to be one of us. In your dreams.

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