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Friday, March 29, 2013

Packaging Psucks

 


I really didn't want to make another video because I don't like being in front of a web cam. Just because I made talking videos before where I pissed and moaned about all kinds of shit doesn't mean I like to be in a video. But I made it anyway because I ran out of cigars and that made me mad enough to go bum a cigarette off a woman I used to run with and that made her mad at me and that made me madder than I already was about this stupid product packaging shit.

Plus, I was going to smoke a cigarette in the video for a "tough-guy" effect but all it did was make me cough and look like a stupid clown. So now I'm really ticked off. But you sonzabitches got the message, didn't you? All right, then.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Eleventh Hour Art Parking


I like this painting because it makes me think. The artist must have gone on a three-day drunk or something and thought he was some kind of cross between Jackson Pollock and Pablo Picasso. But who cares? Isn't art something to look at and then to either enjoy or hurl lunch over? All right, then, there you go.

Hey, I went to a New Year's Eve party myself once, in New York City, back in the late 1970s. It was in a big brownstone townhouse on what they call the "West Side" of Manhattan and somewhere between the fifties and the eighties, I can't remember which street. People, including me and my girlfriend at that time, drank champagne from paper cups and stood around or sat around while really talented people with mental or emotional problems gave incredibly talented musical performances. A 21-year-old guy played a beautiful grand piano like he was Van Cliburn or something and one woman in her sixties, wearing a dazzling blue sequined gown, belted out a couple of torchy jazz songs under a spotlight like Sophie Tucker. When I talked to her she said she was Sophie Tucker. I didn't argue with her.

When I left the party I was so moved and choked up I wanted to pull my teeth out or something. I had been at a New Year's Eve party at an exclusive mental hospital for fairly wealthy New York people. But don't get the big idea that I had experienced a touchy-feely moment or anything.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Art Park: Gravity


Don't worry, I'm not done pissin' and moanin' yet about all kinds of shit from my own shit files. But I like these little art breaks. This one will give me a little break from all the shit surrounding that "Flyman" video I put up the other day. That's right, don't talk to me about "Flyman". Come to think of it, don't talk to me about flies. I hate flies. Flies eat shit. If you see a fly outside on a hot summer day, for example, you can bet your sweet ass that it just came off a hot turd somewhere. So don't talk to me about flies. And a Flyman is even worse. I let that one use my little video studio here because I felt sorry for him. Poor bastard.

And don't ask me if this is what gravity looks like. How the hell should I know what gravity looks like? Why would I care what gravity looks like? I'm more concerned about what gravity does than what it looks like. In fact, thanks to gravity, I fall down somewhere at least once a week. Usually in front of other people. Jeezus, if you ask me, I think that's what gravity is for. To humiliate you in public. Whenever it's not making you fall on your ass in private. So don't talk to me about gravity. Unless you want to discuss the idea of using gravity as a propellant.

What do I mean "as a propellant"? Just ask any Gray. That's right, one of those goddamn black-almond-eyed bubble-headed alien bastards that Hollywood movie makers try to sell to us as cute little, harmless friends from outer space. What lying-ass shit. Fuck Hollywood. Goddamn Judas bastards. And fuck the Grays. If you want enemies, I give you the fucking Grays or any other bunch of fucking E.B.E.s. On the other hand, if you want to know all you can know about using gravity as a propellant, just ask a goddamn Gray. They're everywhere. If you can just train your eyes to see them.

Ha! Maybe then you'll be able to see gravity, too. Then you can ask one of those fucking Gray Mengele ass-reamers why they abduct children and do sick, unconscionable, unforgivable things to them. And if you can still stomach their evil, stinking presence after you hear that shit, maybe they'll tell you about Element 115. That's the "propeller" you use when you harness gravity as a "propellant".

And I'll bet you fuckers thought the only thing I knew how to do was to piss and moan. And, no, I didn't learn about gravity from any fucking Gray. The only thing I learned from them was how to scream. The Grays know that it's in their best goddamn interests to steer clear of me because I will fucking kill them if they even think about fucking with me anymore.

And fuck Eisenhower and all the pussy perverts in the U.S. Government who thought they had a right to turn me over to the fucking goddamn Grays in the 1950s and 1960s. Your cosmic law judgment day is just around the corner and you damn well deserve it and there is no escape. The living cosmos will take you out and I want to watch.

That's right. I'm not a terrified nine-year-old boy anymore with the strength of a fly to fight off the Grays and the perverted human beings who helped them. I'm a grown man now with the will and the means to send their iniquitous Gray asses to fucking Kingdom Come. And here some of you fucking rat bastards in the United Arab Emirates and in certain places of the U.S. thought I was just some old chickenshit pussy. A lot you know. 

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Flyman

Don't ask me. I'm just the  !#@#&! parking attendant around here these days. Don'tcha know.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Monday, March 4, 2013

Art Park: American Drop Sooey


What does this painting mean? How in the hell should I know? Who knows? Who cares? Does a painting have to mean anything? Maybe that's what this painting is saying, then. It's saying, "I don't have to mean shit." Hell, I don't know shit. I'm just the parking attendant around here these days. I started this art park deal because I liked to look at some of this digital artist's "digital paintings", not out of manners for art. I don't have a whole lot of manners, anyway, and I try not to use them here because nobody pays attention to people with manners anymore.

Yep, this deal, here, might be some sort of karmic retribution for the Verizon/UPS post or maybe it's just because I get tired of pissing and moaning about shit that nobody cares about. Anyway, I thought I'd put on an art exhibition that nobody would care about and then maybe they would because shit always happens and it usually happens when you least expect it. And, no, I don't like it. I don't like it at all. One thing for sure, it isn't Chinese Chop Sooey. That shit I like. Another thing is, this guy's no Andy Warhol. Thank heavens for that.