Back That Thing Up!

Earlier today I read this unbelievable online news story about a United Nations proposal, strongly supported by France, that would grant "nonmember observer status" to The Palestinian Authority? What the ...? Hold the phone. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa, back up!

France, Russia and China want the U.N. to give The Palestinian Authority "nonmember observer status", do they? Oooh, I'm all a-quiver. OK, how about giving my local Water Authority "nonmember observer status"? They need water input at the U.N., don't they?

Hey, I'm not a member of Congress, either, but I want to sit in on all the House activities and watch. Why not? Tit for tat. The United Nations is a diplomatic body of "nations". The Palestinian Authority is not a nation. What's next? Giving Hamas and Fatas and hell, why not, Amsterdam's Red Light District, U.N. "nonmember observer status" as well, for their up-close-and-personal world perspectives?

And while we're at it, the girl at the local Burger King drive-thru wants her fair share of U.N. sit-down time, too. Give it her. And, hey, my neighbor's dog, Phydough, has always loved international dog food so... and so on and so forth. Hell, why dontcha exhume the bodies of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden and give them a special U.N. hot seat, too? Damn, I need a shot and a beer and then an aisle seat in the U.N. like I need another hole in the head but why not? Why the hell not?

Giveitome.

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