White Trash Garbage

I'll be damned if these people represent the white race or White America. These low-life white-trash fuckers are an embarrassment to both. They look like two Neo-Nazi queers and their lesbian dominatrix. Looks like nothing's changed in downtown Berlin. Oh, Christ, that's right. They do this cabaret act on American TV! Right in the fucking American Heartland. Christ Almighty, I'd call this... I'd... Id' call this shit terrorism.

Jesus Christ, here's the next target for a fatal sexually-transmitted disease. Where's a fucking Josef Mengele Gray when you need one? Huh? Fuck you. I don't care if you don't like it or not. Fuck you cocksuckers. I'm not afraid of you two-legged animals or the fucking Hollywood reversible Arabs who promote you. Fuck them. They've been selling out America to the dark side for their thirty pieces of silver ever since that demon whore Linda Lovelace first pulled you sleazeball assholes by the fucking short hairs into the scum-sucking pus-pit of below-the-belt hell. You stupid fucks.

Fuck you disgusting circus freakshow assholes. And you used to make fun of Joel Grey and Liza Minnelli who looked like cartoons compared to you demon leather freaks. Bounty Hunters, my ass. You'll never be part of my life on Earth. It's bad enough here already.  It's enough to make me want to go to a planet where the only white people are clones of Ozzie & Harriet Nelson. I'd rather be bored and relaxed to death than on the verge of hurling my lunch. Jesus Christ, somebody beam me up already.

4-30-13: Ticked Off Ted says, "Ye gads! This post is alive! It's A L I V E!!! It morphed and grew today. And now I've had to break my biggest cardinal rule and write about below the waist shit. It's your fault.