The Two-Faced King

Tic Tickedofferson, interim blog host, said today: "What these reckless libertines in the White Black House spend on travel and parties every year is almost the equivalent of the entire annual budget for Penn State University, one of the largest universities in the world. They might think they're royalty but what they really are is a royal pain in the ass and a giant drain on American taxpayers. So, why in the hell are you chickenshits in Congress just sitting there with your thumbs up your asses? Get these fool-ass freaks out of the White House now. Then board the goddamn place up."