Ticked Off Ted: Merry Christmas from The Present

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Merry Christmas from The Present

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About this blog

Ticked Off Ted is a fictitious character created by science fiction author Michael Casher in June 2011. Mr. Casher wanted to see if fearless truth-seeking and unflagging honesty would just be considered "intolerance" by the love me, love my disease "we are the world" Web of the 21st Century. Instead of the brave and bold quest for the truth that this unique blog really is. Only time will tell. The fictitious, formal, full name of this fictitious truth-seeking character is Ted O'Hooey.

Any resemblance between Ticked Off Ted or Ted O'Hooey and actual persons, living or dead, is purely accidental or coincidental and certainly unintentional. This blog is not intended to be a revelation of Michael Casher's actual personality or beliefs.

Ticked Off Ted is anecdotal humor and social commentary, as well as fiction for entertainment purposes only. It is not autobiographical or a true representation of Michael Casher's personal life, beliefs or personality.

Ticked Off Ted is a name that Ted O'Hooey gave himself because he didn't like the name Ted O'Hooey. Go figure.

Kindle Editions by Michael Casher...

At Picasa...

Fred Fortune Past Tense...

Google's Shill Theater Presents...

Hey, Bill Deagle!
SHUT-- THE-- FUCK-- UP!

Puppets on Draco TV!...

The Secret Is Out

Limey Snoop Pussies...

America's Very Worst Enemy from Within..

America's Very <i>Worst</i> Enemy from Within..

...is an educated, gun-hating, polished, male-species-hating, NWO slave and celestial worshiper called Sofia Smallstorm. She knows exactly what she's doing, even if you don't. She's so cleverly lying to you, spin doctoring one of the most atrocious false-flag NWO orchestrated events in our nation's history and making it sound like a "required reading" lesson book for our plane'ts evolution. I doubt very much if this smooth-talking astroturfer is a shill. I think she's so fucked up by her own hatred of contemporary American culture that she believes that our only way to a future is to be TOTALLY DEFENSELESS against the power elite. If ever there was someone whose obituary I'd like to see and frame as soon as possible it's hers. Being a traitor to your own country is bad enough, but betraying your own species and leading them into the lion's den of uncertainty, in the name of cultural evolution and "higher dimensional" consciousness, is an unforgivable crime.

More Smooth Shit from Sofia Smallstorm, a.k.a Sofia Shafquat ...

More Smooth <i>Shit</i> from <i>Sofia Smallstorm</i>, a.k.a <i>Sofia Shafquat</i> ...

Sofia Soft-Soap-You is a traitor to the human race and an astroturfing shithead, who, like all those fake New Age psychics and all those "Andromedan Council" lying-ass pricks and those Silver Legion Canadian lesbian recruiters, is out to disarm you so completely that your asses will be sold into slavery indefinitely. Somebody tell these turds to shut the fuck up. Go work for Monsanto, Sofia, if you don't already. Some of us (the ones who don't have our heads clear up our own asses, hiding like ostriches) already know you belong to the Draconians, lock, stock and barrel. You lying piece of shit.

Now Showing...

Hollywood Whore Shit

Featuring Stevie Spielberg, the biggest Hollywood whore of all time, who dumped "cute little greys" all over you pussies so he could live in the Hamptons and give his kids a billion dollars each. "Close Encounters of The Third Kind" was the most absurd science fiction movie ever made. It wasn't even suitable for kids, you stupid fucking dopes. The Greys made Spielberg a rich Hollywood whore who was also a goddamn money-grubbing Benedict Arnold traitor to the human race. Fuck him. Also starring here is Co-Dumper Ronnie Reagan. That Little Lying Shit Spielberg duped and then dumped on him, too.

NOW Who Ticked Off Ted?

Click on Ted and See

"Jesus Christ that tears it! Is there ANYTHING you rat bastard New Age cattle won't try or fall for? These "Andromedan" mind fuckers are butt fucking you chickenshit pussies to make you even bigger assholes than you already are. You dumb fucks. Stupid people like you are the most dangerous thing on this ass-backward, lunatic planet."

More mind fuckers...and more fuckable minds...

Hey, Rodman! You freak!
SHUT----THE----FUCK----UP!

PURE BLACK TRASH

You're 52 years old and yet you still look like a goddamn circus clown and you still sound like a nasty, hateful, SPOILED, disrespectful punk. You sound like a goddamn three-year-old having a fucking tantrum. On top of that, YOU ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID to even THINK you're on a diplomatic "sports venture" for the USA. What you are is a fucking lunatic, a white-hating racist asshole, and a goddamn fucking traitor to your own country, one who must be absolutely fucking queer for North Korea and its lunatic, punk dictator. So, I'll be the first real American to tell you to either stay the fuck in North Korea or GO FUCK YOURSELF, whichever comes first. And don't think for one goddamn minute that you don't have it coming. You fucking punk.

LAX Shooting, My Ass. You mean a Copper S.T.O. and a Gun-Grabbing False Flag.

LAX Shooting, <i>My Ass</i>. You mean a Copper S.T.O. and a Gun-Grabbing False Flag.

Ronnie WRight says:

"It don't look good, Boys and Girls. Even a wood hick like me can smell a big turd a mile away."

Author In The News...

White America:
A Call to Arms

Pure Fucking Shit: MSNBC

Secrets About Life...

Tic Tickedofferson
Telling You How It Is......

White-Trash America's fucking true love...

White-Trash America's fucking <i>true love</i>...

Lucifer's Best Devil Dog. For sub-humans who hate people, especially for hateful redneck dog queers. This fucking ugly hairy bitch hates joggers and walkers. Barks at anything that moves. Hating, Hurting and Terrorizing America and the World. In your face, just to fuck with you. Mean only to other people's kids. Use as directed. Doubles as Police Dog or K-9 Unit. Can howl and/or yodel all night. Provides excellent sleep deprivation to your neighbors. Especially hates sick old people. Not responsible for damages. Not responsible for negative karma buildup during use. Hates quiet towns. Loves big-ass noisy redneck pickup trucks. No refunds. People who own and cater to German shepherd beasts at the expense of other human beings are considered unfit to live themselves and have NO place whatsoever in our planet's future. Sound like you? Then you're a worthless, man's man cocksucker who'll never make it to the afterlife. In fact, it ought to be "open season" on you. So use at your own risk. That's right, get your very own dog cunt Bitch-Bud while the fucking supplies last. Sic 'em! You piece of shit.