The Madwoman of CNN

She's acting psycho, just for you. Pay No Attention to This Woman.

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Shit News with Turd Pyle

My, how accommodating. Now that the FAA, run by lizards, is catering to the spoiled-ass wireless culture at the expense of air traffic safety — and in the face of all commonsense — we know who to blame when the airliners start crashing into each other and falling on us. We get to blame EVERYBODY except those of us who know better. But, oh my god yes, I forgot, every single passenger who boarded every single plane will be a good little boy or girl and turn off his or her wireless device each and every time that every single plane drops below 10,000 feet. Not on your life. Now that's some shit.

Turd Pyle is a guest poster at Ticked Off Ted. Thanks, Turd. Nobody rats out the lying-ass news and the shitheads who make it like you do.

Obama TV: MSNBC is Now "Flushable" News

Since 2012 MSNBC, the Mostly Shit Now Broadcasting Company, has been nothing but a pagan altar for Obama worshipers as well as a venue for creative hatred, specializing in anti-white-male racism and Republican Party bashing, in the name of The Obama White House and The Democratic Party. At MSNBC, you get more lies for your money and more worthless shit per minute than on any other fake-ass "news" show on American television today. And there are plenty of them.

MSNBC is actually Obama TV, featuring Obama's Girls, white-hating mouthpieces determined to get your goat and to fuck you up the ass with flagrant, in-your-face, "Fuck You America" verbal vandalism that always goes unpunished. Until now. What passes for "news" and current events on this Microsoft and NBC "love child" is more editorializing and commentary than anything else. And most of it is pretty goddamn nasty. On Obama TV, some unwitting GOP politician or Republican elected official gets sacrificed to the Bwana Obama God every fucking day by these "high priestesses of hate". It's enough to make you puke.

At the top of the fake-news-anchor "Showgirl" list are the conceited motormouth rabble rouser and enthusiastic GOP-basher Alex Wagner, the White-hating Rag Mop Bobblehead Melissa Harris-Perry, angry militant lesbian mouthpiece Rachel Maddow, whose vociferous and verbose anti-establishment venom and hateful body language attacks the very core of American traditional values and, last but not least, that unbelievably pathetic, mealy-mouthed, dyke-whipped, super pussy Chris Matthews, who's way too old to be such a delusional homo about the real America; about the "checks-and-balances" aspect of, not only real government, but real politics in action; about real economics; and about real life in general. The real world.

So, if you like to see and hear hate so thick you can taste it and don't mind being fed lying-ass shit so foul you can smell it, and you absolutely cannot distinguish between information and disinformation, and you love to wallow in a great big stinking lie, every goddamn fucking day, then you can bet your worthless ass that MSNBC Obama TV is the place for you. In fact, you, the hateful viewer, made MSNBC what it is today: The official Obama White Black House medium for lies, disinformation and hate. You sorry piece of shit.

This Public Service Announcement and Equal Opportunity Voice of The Truth is provided by veteran truth-seeker and aging, white, heterosexual American male, Tic Tickedofferson. And, if you don't like it, then go the fuck away. It's no goddamn skin off our asses.

You Little Fuckers

Post Updated 9-16-13 for CLARITY.

Art Park: Gravity

Don't worry, I'm not done pissin' and moanin' yet about all kinds of shit from my own shit files. But I like these little art breaks. This one will give me a little break from all the shit surrounding that "Flyman" video I put up the other day. That's right, don't talk to me about "Flyman". Come to think of it, don't talk to me about flies. I hate flies. Flies eat shit. If you see a fly outside on a hot summer day, for example, you can bet your sweet ass that it just came off a hot turd somewhere. So don't talk to me about flies. And a Flyman is even worse. I let that one use my little video studio here because I felt sorry for him. Poor bastard.

And don't ask me if this is what gravity looks like. How the hell should I know what gravity looks like? Why would I care what gravity looks like? I'm more concerned about what gravity does than what it looks like. In fact, thanks to gravity, I fall down somewhere at least once a week. Usually in front of other people. Jeezus, if you ask me, I think that's what gravity is for. To humiliate you in public. Whenever it's not making you fall on your ass in private. So don't talk to me about gravity. Unless you want to discuss the idea of using gravity as a propellant.

What do I mean "as a propellant"? Just ask any Gray. That's right, one of those goddamn black-almond-eyed bubble-headed alien bastards that Hollywood movie makers try to sell to us as cute little, harmless friends from outer space. What lying-ass shit. Fuck Hollywood. Goddamn Judas bastards. And fuck the Grays. If you want enemies, I give you the fucking Grays or any other bunch of fucking E.B.E.s. On the other hand, if you want to know all you can know about using gravity as a propellant, just ask a goddamn Gray. They're everywhere. If you can just train your eyes to see them.

Ha! Maybe then you'll be able to see gravity, too. Then you can ask one of those fucking Gray Mengele ass-reamers why they abduct children and do sick, unconscionable, unforgivable things to them. And if you can still stomach their evil, stinking presence after you hear that shit, maybe they'll tell you about Element 115. That's the "propeller" you use when you harness gravity as a "propellant".

And I'll bet you fuckers thought the only thing I knew how to do was to piss and moan. And, no, I didn't learn about gravity from any fucking Gray. The only thing I learned from them was how to scream. The Grays know that it's in their best goddamn interests to steer clear of me because I will fucking kill them if they even think about fucking with me anymore.

And fuck Eisenhower and all the pussy perverts in the U.S. Government who thought they had a right to turn me over to the fucking goddamn Grays in the 1950s and 1960s. Your cosmic law judgment day is just around the corner and you damn well deserve it and there is no escape. The living cosmos will take you out and I want to watch.

That's right. I'm not a terrified nine-year-old boy anymore with the strength of a fly to fight off the Grays and the perverted human beings who helped them. I'm a grown man now with the will and the means to send their iniquitous Gray asses to fucking Kingdom Come. And here some of you fucking rat bastards in the United Arab Emirates and in certain places of the U.S. thought I was just some old chickenshit pussy. A lot you know.