Obama TV: MSNBC is Now "Flushable" News

Since 2012 MSNBC, the Mostly Shit Now Broadcasting Company, has been nothing but a pagan altar for Obama worshipers as well as a venue for creative hatred, specializing in anti-white-male racism and Republican Party bashing, in the name of The Obama White House and The Democratic Party. At MSNBC, you get more lies for your money and more worthless shit per minute than on any other fake-ass "news" show on American television today. And there are plenty of them.

MSNBC is actually Obama TV, featuring Obama's Girls, white-hating mouthpieces determined to get your goat and to fuck you up the ass with flagrant, in-your-face, "Fuck You America" verbal vandalism that always goes unpunished. Until now. What passes for "news" and current events on this Microsoft and NBC "love child" is more editorializing and commentary than anything else. And most of it is pretty goddamn nasty. On Obama TV, some unwitting GOP politician or Republican elected official gets sacrificed to the Bwana Obama God every fucking day by these "high priestesses of hate". It's enough to make you puke.

At the top of the fake-news-anchor "Showgirl" list are the conceited motormouth rabble rouser and enthusiastic GOP-basher Alex Wagner, the White-hating Rag Mop Bobblehead Melissa Harris-Perry, angry militant lesbian mouthpiece Rachel Maddow, whose vociferous and verbose anti-establishment venom and hateful body language attacks the very core of American traditional values and, last but not least, that unbelievably pathetic, mealy-mouthed, dyke-whipped, super pussy Chris Matthews, who's way too old to be such a delusional homo about the real America; about the "checks-and-balances" aspect of, not only real government, but real politics in action; about real economics; and about real life in general. The real world.

So, if you like to see and hear hate so thick you can taste it and don't mind being fed lying-ass shit so foul you can smell it, and you absolutely cannot distinguish between information and disinformation, and you love to wallow in a great big stinking lie, every goddamn fucking day, then you can bet your worthless ass that MSNBC Obama TV is the place for you. In fact, you, the hateful viewer, made MSNBC what it is today: The official Obama White Black House medium for lies, disinformation and hate. You sorry piece of shit.

This Public Service Announcement and Equal Opportunity Voice of The Truth is provided by veteran truth-seeker and aging, white, heterosexual American male, Tic Tickedofferson. And, if you don't like it, then go the fuck away. It's no goddamn skin off our asses.

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I once entertained the notion of traveling to England and visiting London, for starters. I thought I'd like to see Buckingham Palace and watch Big Ben strike noon on the Parliament Building. I wanted to sip dark beer in a real English pub and throw darts and laugh and pal around with some interesting blokes. I wanted to ogle some English birds who looked like they belonged on the old Benny Hill TV show. I wanted to eat fish and chips. I thought it would be exhilarating to see Piccadilly Circus and Trafalgar Square and gaze upon the Statue of Lord Nelson. I wanted to see Abbey Road without The Beatles on it.

But not now. No, I'd rather go to Paris and be insulted by a bell hop who hates me because I'm an American. I'd rather have soup spilled on me in Sarajevo because they don't like my accent . Yeah, I'd rather do those things than risk my life in London because English youths like to make their problems everyone's problem. Jumpin' Jesus, I'd rather go to Cleveland on a dog day afternoon and watch the Indians lose to Tampa Bay and I'd rather have a fucking pigeon shit on me than do that.

You bet. In the wake of the recent riots in the London area, I've lost all my desire to not only see London but to see the U.K. period. I'd rather go to Vladivostok and take a slow boat to China. I'd rather ride a rickshaw in downtown Bangkok. Hell, I'd rather pull a fucking rickshaw in downtown Bangkok than be found dead in a car in downtown London because some young asswipe with shit for brains is too fucking lazy to contact his representative in the House Of Commons over his goddamn beef with the British government.

I'd rather be robbed in Tijuana where you fucking expect to be robbed than be waylaid by marauding London youths because they're too fucking lazy to vote or campaign for their particular causes. Or because they're just to goddam mean to be alive. I'd rather eat Baklava in Athens while trying not to be kidnaped before I'd watch hooded Cockney punks kick in shop doors and steal TV sets because they don't like this or that or anything else.

Hell, I'd just rather stay home. When rioters try to take over a city here in the States, we club the fuckers, arrest them and sometimes even shoot them. It's what they fucking deserve.