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Showing posts with label whining. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whining. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

Pussy Politics Psuck

You bet I'm back. But not on a regular basis. I've got better things to do than piss and moan about shit that nobody gives a shit about. Like America being a country where American citizens come first. Before pathetic losers who come here to steal American jobs and not pay taxes when they get paid by their cheapskate, candyass American bosses who are too fucking cheap to hire real Americans (American citizens) and who have little or no regard for the welfare of the sorry-ass losers who sneaked into this country. What a low-life symbiotic relationship.

Thats right, America is for Americans. Not for foreigners who crawled into The United States like snakes or who agreed to visit here or to work here temporarily or to go to school here and then who went back on their word because they really have no respect for America or Americans in the first place. People like these hate us. But they love our stuff. They wouldn't think of doing the right thing. Except for kissing our President's Benedict Arnold ass for favors down the road. They wouldn't think of doing the right thing. And neither would he. Barack Obama doesn't even care if you're an American citizen or not when it comes to voting. What insane bullshit. Only U.S. citizens should get to vote In U.S. elections. I don't care how goddamn long you've been living here. If want to vote in American elections, become an American citizen and maintain your ID cards. The rest of us do.

The right thing. Become American citizens or take a fucking hike. We're not saying we don't want you here. We're saying if you want to be one of us, play by the goddamn rules. Then we'll make sure the rest of us do. We'd owe you that much for wanting to become one of us. Mitt Romney will help see to that if he gets to be president. I'll vouch for that. The governor of Arizona will vouch for that. On the other hand, Barack Obama will keep kissing your pathetic asses and he'll keep holding your hands and singing "We Are The World" with you as long as it's in his best interest. His best interest? Playing Santa Claus to a loser American nation that is rapidly becoming "a nanny state". One day you'll make him King. And then America will be history.

Nanny State. Christ. That's what the Soviet Union was. That's what Cuba is. That's that's what North Korea and China are. Nanny States. Countries where the government owns you because your sorry asses were up for sale. Up for sale. Yep, you put yourselves on the auction block every time you refuse to stand on your own two feet or to pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps when things get dicey and you lose your shirt. That's what life is all about. The struggle to live.

So, Barack Obama isn't Santa Claus or God or Mr. Fix It and Mitt Romney isn't The Dreaded White Devil, either (you goddamn pussy racists). Hell, no man or woman can "fix" the economy on their own. That's our job. You know how it works. You know the drill. Do it and stop whining and crying and bitching about it. If there is a God (and, by Christ, I certainly hope there isn't, because if there is a God, that son-of-a-bitch has a lot of goddamn explaining to do) but, if there is a God, I'd bet a hundred bucks that he or she or it wouldn't want a bunch of cowardly, sniveling pussies to have to deal with all the time. A bunch of layabouts who think they're entitled to "the good life" simply because they walk on American soil. Nobody's that fucking important. So, get over it. Become an American citizen and then act like one. Get a job. Learn to speak English. Get out and vote. You'll thank me later.      

Saturday, March 3, 2012

It's To Laugh

Jumpin' Jeezus, whatever happened to free speech in America? Free speech was intended for all American citizens, not just a select few whiners who have a bug up their asses 24/7. Losers who expect everyone else to listen to their pathetic complaints about life in general and then the listeners are supposed to just be quiet and then later listen to more of this whining, crying shit? Hey, wake up America! That's not freedom of speech. That's a whiner's and a loser's paradise. America wasn't founded by a bunch of whiners and losers.

A case in point is all the ridiculous hubbub about conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh and the whining public's demand that he apologize to Sandra Fluke for insulting her on the air because she wants to testify at a Congressional hearing supporting an Obama Administration policy that requires religion-affiliated institutions to provide health care coverage for their employees that covers birth control. Wow. You gotta run that shit through your head several times before it gels.

OK, so what does all this have to do with Georgetown University student Sandra Fluke? Is she also an employee? And, I'm sorry, but Rush Limbaugh — offensive prick that he is — is right. Why should any tax dollars ever be used to support any kind of sexual activity in the private sector? Or any other sector, for that matter. That's right. Buy your own birth control pills. Get your own rubbers. Or, better yet, try celibacy. It'll save us all a lot of fucking money and a lot of whining-ass heartache in the long run.

So, when Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" for being "paid" to have sex (by using tax dollars to fund her health coverage that included coverage for birth control) and then suggested that she post videos of herself making whoopee online so that American taxpayers can get something for their money, he was being flippant. It was an ugly but very poignant joke. Sure he was being caustic, sarcastic, mean-spirited and nasty. You bet. Just about as gross and mean as you can get. That's what the conservative Republican whiner Rush Limbaugh does best.

But, hey, guess what? You dumb fucks got the message, didn't you? Too bad you had to hear it from an over-indulged whiner like Rush Limbaugh. Why were you liberal freaks listening to a conservative talk show anyway? Huh? Well, let me guess. You were looking for more excuses to whine and cry. More ammo to support you life as a goddamn, pathetic whiner. You sorry losers. You self-inflict yourselves with loser losses.

But don't think you're alone. That's what Rush Limbaugh is. He's a Republican hardliner — and a major whiner — with a great big bug up his ass about anything and everyone that isn't in line with his views on life. If anyone out there is spending any goddamn tax dollars anywhere, he thinks it's coming directly out of his own goddamn pocket. Arrogant prick. A redneck? You bet he is. But, hey, I'm not going to sit here and type out a bunch of bad words about a radio entertainer so you can use them to attack him, with my support. Get your own bad words about Rush Limbaugh. And, as far as Sandra Fluke goes, you can get your own bad words about her, too. Rush did.

And, oh yes, you bet, President Obama — always the political opportunist — is busy making those supportive "We Are The World" phone calls for the press to dog and he's getting all those wonderful accolades from the liberal-ass press and lots and lots of Facebook Wall time from cryin' American whiners and a shitload of liberal, whining-ass Tweets. Hell, yes. This guy saw the handwriting on the wall in a nanosecond and it said, "Man, these sorry-ass, whining suckers walked right into it. Right into it. And now their sorry, whining-and-crying liberal-ass votes are mine."

You know what? It's to laugh.