Put Up or Shut Up

Click on me for My Source

Since you won't post my 5-23-14 comment to your blog article about the so-called history of your cloak-and-dagger movement, I posted it here. That's right, there are actually earthlings like me who've HAD IT with all this goddamn Greek God/Hellen/Celestial/Draconian/Good Guys vs. The Bad Guys garbage that's all over the Web like flies taking to shit. If this shit is true, then SHIT or get off the goddamn pot. Put up or shut up. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, and all that other cliche shit that fits you glory hogs like a fucking glove. If you have to HIDE, like fucking cowards, then you're FAKE and ought to be hunted down like mad dogs. You follow? I don't hide my face or my true feelings, my discovered knowledge or my beliefs from the world. What you see is what you get. You follow? Now, here's "my goddamn comment". I don't give a shit if you post it now or not. It's a done fucking deal as far as I'm concerned. So it is.

"You once stated that the Andromedians "f****d up" when they stood by and did NOTHING while the Draconians put the moon (their spy/population control flagship) into Earth orbit over 12.000 years ago and that they "f****d up" again when they let the big Draco (Lucifer) set himself up as planet Earth's Lord and Master by siccing the Chinese hybrid race on us to control and enslave us for their master for the rest of our lives. So, do you really think for one minute that anybody in their right mind would side with the Andromedians, either?

It seems to me that this whole deceptive, house-of-cards and house-of mirrors thing is an immortality issue. Did you ever see the movie "Zardoz"? It's cheesy all right, but it's proof that NOBODY should live forever.

The "Hellenics" (my term) can shove their "superior" (superior, my ass) s**t up their so-called immortal asses. I've never seen a Draconian but I've seen enough of humanity to not care about its goddamn future, either. The so-called "Gods" need to get the message that people like ME aren't afraid of anything or any creature in the entire universe, including that "Goddamn Fake Almighty", that fake god son Jesus H. Christ, that big Reptilian lizard Draco (Lucifer himself), that hideous, perverse "immortal" freak that half of humanity fears and the other half worships, or those sick, DEGENERATE, demented, Mount Olympus Pan- Hellenic "Gods" from Greek mythology.

You're all just a bunch of egotistical, territorial animals, thinking and acting like animals and living the animal life. Dog eat dog. Gog and Magog. God spelled backwards is Dog, and not by accident. That's what "the mark of the beast" is. Thinking and acting like an animal. And I don't need a lying-ass, Draco-written, "Bible" to tell me that. What the Andromedians are is a bunch of chickens**t cowards. F**k them all. If ANY of you pussy megalomaniacs f**k with ME, I'll show you what real power is. I'll kill you all with a single thought. And my only weapon is being a better person than any of you bastards will ever live to be."

Woman Fired!

The preceding "Space War Scenario" was inadvertently brought to you by America's Cable News Puppets, part of the Draconian Minions, serving the Dark Side with hate mongering and absurd, outrageous stories that any human being on any normal planet in any other part of the universe would simply ignore. But not on planet Earth, where hate and fear and out-of-control assholes have found a home. But not for long.

Tic Tickedofferson, Interim Blog Host, said on 5-18-14: "I'm with you, Ted. Y'know, they went after that Sterling guy who owns the L.A. Clippers and tried to turn a private remark he made to his black girlfriend into a racist issue. Which it wasn't. It seems to me that his privacy was invaded by a traitorous girlfriend. Or else by his wife, which is just speculation on my part, which is ALL that cable news is now. Bullshit and no substance. Then they tried to turn the Sterling deal into a Jewish issue. Which it isn't. Sterling might even be a chocolate hound, like you, Ted. Why didn't they make THAT an issue? Because not too may people hate chocolate and, let's face it, HATE and HATE-MONGERING is what this is really about. Jill Abramson wasn't fired because she was a woman. That's what man-hating American women (and, Jesus, is there anything else in this country?) want you to believe. She was fired for being a mean, hateful, out-of-control bully who thought she was an untouchable who was above it all. You know, things like company rules, regulations, requirements and standards. And things like showing respect to fellow human beings."

Ronnie WRIGHT replied on 5-18-14: "I heard that. And, hey, even though I still think the flying saucer people are all Chinee, I'll bet those Andromedians have some big-ass ray guns to zap those Draco puppets with. And, oh my god yes, she thinks she was fired for being a woman. When we men get fired we know it's not because we're men. It's usually because we f****d up, or were mean asses who couldn't get along with people, or because we didn't give a shit about anything. That sounds a lot like the shit this New York Times editor woman pulled."

Tic Tickedofferson replied on 5-18-15: "You're the man, Ronnie."

Sam Shithead replied on 5-18-14: "Hey. Yeah, this story is typical pre-apocalyptic hate hype. No doubt she got fired for being an out-of-control bad ass. But the shitheads watching cable news these days can't see past their own shit. It's not a sexist, feminist, Jewish, ERA or age issue. Jill Abramson was just another bad-ass who tried to hide behind a label (the woman label, in this case) when she got caught in another act of intolerable behavior. Yeah. She was a nasty tyrant who finally met her Waterloo."

Tic Tickedofferson replied on 5-18-14: "I heard that. It's a private sector business issue and an internal one at that. And they damn well know it. When you fire a guy for being a bully, it's not because he's a man. It's because he's a bully. But when you fire a woman for being a bully, it's because she's a woman? Jesus Christ, what fucking shit."

Turd Pyle replied on 5-19-14: "This is shit news, for sure, Ted. First of all, you need to control your lips. That smacking sound makes me sick. And what's with those eyes and those faces? Unless you did all that on purpose to see if people would hate you for that. Hmmm. Never mind. Good job, Ted."

Anonymous said on 5-19-14: "Who gives a fuck? People are no goddamn fucking good. I say exterminate the human race and then go after the lizards or grays or insect people, or whatever. Or not. I've never seen a Reptilian or an Andromedian but I know what a goddamn fucking me-first human is. I think the two-gender thing assigned to that species was the real fly in the ointment. A human race without without dicks and pussies would have been nice. And self-governing. What a fucking pipe dream. So, yeah, exterminate them all. Let me help you."

Ellis Ian Wanderly replied on 5-19-14: "I heard that."

Ticked Off Ted

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If you're hearing clicking sounds while viewing this video you're probably experiencing "coitus interruptus" caused by Google Chrome's "Pepper Flash" version of Shockwave Flash. The clicks, the hanging images and the jumping frames (often experienced with Firefox), and the machine-gun-like "ratta-tat" are caused by interruptions in the video feed. No, Ted didn't screw up the video. He's in the 4D. Just like he said.

Ticked Off Ted: Suitable for Framing

Author's Note: It's not about me, it's about the message.

Feed Wars

Ted and Ronnie's Snooping Adventure

Ted Emails Ronnie WRight and Gets Snooped:

Hey, Mike Ronnie

Ed Snowden is the new Patrick Henry! And, hey, a lot more people than just you and me know that. Millions of people worldwide know that. It's the Second American Revolution where freedom and liberty mean nothing without the truth. You know who can't seem to understand or just respect that? Bad people. And most of the people we American citizens have entrusted with our grand North American Republic and its cherished heritage are nothing but a bunch of dark-souled bad-asses.

Funny, isn't it, how they think they can do whatever the fuck they damn well please like it was fucking FREE or something. Crimes against nature and humanity are never free. There's always a payback. Those stupid NSA fuckers are so afraid of terrorists that they think spying on ol' mom and pop at home and at work will solve their stupid paranoia problems when all they have to do is keep the fucking Arabs and Russians OUT of the United States! It's pretty fucking simple. And obviously clear. That's why nobody gets it.

Yep, the truth is right under their noses and everywhere else as well. And it always was. That's why you-know-who wrote Blind Fool Running and The Truth Is a Lone Assassin. And that's why 96 Snoop Dogs took it for free from Amazon's Kindle Store during you-know-who's 1-Day My Gift To You FREE Promotion (yes, really free) on June 10, 2013 and who then hid the knowledge they contained from the world and each other like a bunch of hateful little shitten scaredy cats who'd been caught with their dirty, lying, cheating pants down. These bottom feeders wouldn't shell out a measly $2.99 for the real McCoy (the bought and paid for ebook). But they'd have no problem spending a couple bills a week on pot, booze, porn or whores and not even bat an eye. Fuck them.

Y'know, I don't think the NSA gets our little joke about the calico cat and how Google reads our email even before the NSA does and uses keywords like "cat" to tack dumb-ass Purina cat chow ads onto our email messages. But who cares, huh? Fuck them, too. And, oh yeah, that shit about the queers and lesbians. Well, that's not bullshit. The world is being run by people who misuse everything that's natural and nothing is more unnatural than a homo snoop dog with a dark soul.

So, yeah, my calico cat is still dead but I wouldn't watch anything on the Hallmark Channel just so I could cleanse my dark-ass soul with a two-hour therapeutic crying jag. That's for those ball-busting bitches who like to show their feminine side to each other and then go right back to being hateful ball-busting bitches on daytime TV. Hell, I'd rather watch a news report on TV where praying mantis people from outer space just set Hollywood, Las Vegas, Benghazi and Minsk on fire with their minds and when all the perverted queers and lesbians and hateful camel jockeys and nasty Ivans and NSA homo snoop dogs came running up out of their basement hiding holes the same bad-ass space bugs melted the little fuckers from the feet up with a super microwave ray or something and when they finally died and their dark-ass souls died, too, they went, "REEEEEEEEEEEE!" Just like that liquid metal terminator at the end of Terminator 2. What a fucking pipe dream. But that would sure solve a lot of our planet's problems. Wouldn't it now?

Yours truly,

Ted

Ronnie WRight Replies to Ted and Gets Snooped:

Oh my god yes. Ain't it the truth.

Later, Mike Ronnie2 Ted

Ronnie 1
(So, am I Ronnie 1 or Ronnie 2 now? Christ, I can't remember all this secret spy shit. Are we done yet?)

Packaging Psucks

 

I really didn't want to make another video because I don't like being in front of a web cam. Just because I made talking videos before where I pissed and moaned about all kinds of shit doesn't mean I like to be in a video. But I made it anyway because I ran out of cigars and that made me mad enough to go bum a cigarette off a woman I used to run with and that made her mad at me and that made me madder than I already was about this stupid product packaging shit.

Plus, I was going to smoke a cigarette in the video for a "tough-guy" effect but all it did was make me cough and look like a stupid clown. So now I'm really ticked off. But you sonzabitches got the message, didn't you? All right, then.

Merry Christmas From Ted's Past

A Message From Ticked Off Ted

Pussy Politics Psuck

You bet I'm back. But not on a regular basis. I've got better things to do than piss and moan about shit that nobody gives a shit about. Like America being a country where American citizens come first. Before pathetic losers who come here to steal American jobs and not pay taxes when they get paid by their cheapskate, candyass American bosses who are too fucking cheap to hire real Americans (American citizens) and who have little or no regard for the welfare of the sorry-ass losers who sneaked into this country. What a low-life symbiotic relationship.

Thats right, America is for Americans. Not for foreigners who crawled into The United States like snakes or who agreed to visit here or to work here temporarily or to go to school here and then who went back on their word because they really have no respect for America or Americans in the first place. People like these hate us. But they love our stuff. They wouldn't think of doing the right thing. Except for kissing our President's Benedict Arnold ass for favors down the road. They wouldn't think of doing the right thing. And neither would he. Barack Obama doesn't even care if you're an American citizen or not when it comes to voting. What insane bullshit. Only U.S. citizens should get to vote In U.S. elections. I don't care how goddamn long you've been living here. If want to vote in American elections, become an American citizen and maintain your ID cards. The rest of us do.

The right thing. Become American citizens or take a fucking hike. We're not saying we don't want you here. We're saying if you want to be one of us, play by the goddamn rules. Then we'll make sure the rest of us do. We'd owe you that much for wanting to become one of us. Mitt Romney will help see to that if he gets to be president. I'll vouch for that. The governor of Arizona will vouch for that. On the other hand, Barack Obama will keep kissing your pathetic asses and he'll keep holding your hands and singing "We Are The World" with you as long as it's in his best interest. His best interest? Playing Santa Claus to a loser American nation that is rapidly becoming "a nanny state". One day you'll make him King. And then America will be history.

Nanny State. Christ. That's what the Soviet Union was. That's what Cuba is. That's that's what North Korea and China are. Nanny States. Countries where the government owns you because your sorry asses were up for sale. Up for sale. Yep, you put yourselves on the auction block every time you refuse to stand on your own two feet or to pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps when things get dicey and you lose your shirt. That's what life is all about. The struggle to live.

So, Barack Obama isn't Santa Claus or God or Mr. Fix It and Mitt Romney isn't The Dreaded White Devil, either (you goddamn pussy racists). Hell, no man or woman can "fix" the economy on their own. That's our job. You know how it works. You know the drill. Do it and stop whining and crying and bitching about it. If there is a God (and, by Christ, I certainly hope there isn't, because if there is a God, that son-of-a-bitch has a lot of goddamn explaining to do) but, if there is a God, I'd bet a hundred bucks that he or she or it wouldn't want a bunch of cowardly, sniveling pussies to have to deal with all the time. A bunch of layabouts who think they're entitled to "the good life" simply because they walk on American soil. Nobody's that fucking important. So, get over it. Become an American citizen and then act like one. Get a job. Learn to speak English. Get out and vote. You'll thank me later.      

Sam Shithead

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In Your Face

Author's Note 04-07-14: The whole point of this video post is that nobody likes somebody "being in your face" and being proud of it, on top of that. And yet people on TV are "in your face" each and every day of your lives, especially people on cable news and on the Internet, with hidden agendas designed to titillate, frighten and scare you into being what they want you to be. A case in point is Google, which owns Blogger. Google is in my face, everyday, pulling all kinds of techno tricks in order to prevent me from reaching you. This is my last day online with my Windows XP personal computer. I actually got online with my Android mini laptop but I couldn't add this note to this post with it. While I typed, words started going into the address bar, then popup windows came up asking me if I wanted to do this or that. Then words started going in fron of the video. So, fuck you Goolge, I know who and what you are and why. But you'll never keep me out of the global arena. Not now and not ever. I'll be in your face, right back at you. And you started it.

Ted On Fire

Pissin' and Moanin' For You

Poetic Rage

Author's Note 11-07-13: This video was uploaded by Michael Casher to Blogger. You can't watch this video at YouTube because it does not exist there. That is another Google redirect which is nothing more than a lie to get you to watch other videos at YouTube instead of the uploaded video on this blog post. This new uploaded format at Blogger was introduced in November 2013 by Google without notice to anyone.

Quebec

I like summer but when it gets above 85 degrees I start to get in a bad mood, y'know? Yeah, that's right, on top of my already foul personality. Glad I said it before you did.

Anyway, it's so hot today that I wanted to recall a really neat childhood memory about Quebec, Canada. Yeah, "neat". Just like "WASP" baby-boomer Diane Keaton said in that pathetic-piece-of-neurotic-Woody-Allen-shit movie Annie Hall. The word that made paintywaist "Alvie Singer" jump all over her in a fucking hissy fit because she used it. Yeah, I said the WASP word, and for obvious reasons. That's right, it's a horrible 1960's acronym mouthed by racists and bigots and then glibly used oh-so-casually by WASP-hating Woody Allen (in the guise of the pathetic, neurotic, piece-of-shit Alvie Singer).

But what I heard and saw was what I think is the real Woody Allen. In Annie Hall, Woody Allen showed us all just how hateful he really is toward anyone who isn't just like him. Fucking redneck. WASP means White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Now tell us, Woody, which of those words bothers you the most? Probably all of them. Well, fuck Woody Allen. Little hissy-fit twerp. Every time I want to say the word "neat" I'm momentarily mentally blocked by whiner Woody Allen's racist, snide remark. Little fucker. Neat. Neat. Neatneatneatneatneatneatneatneatfuckingneat. S i g h.

Yeah, "neat" basically means "cool" to us baby boomers. Cool. Nifty. Neat. Yeah, I like the word "neat". I think it's neat as hell. Christ. Now I'm way off the goddamn track here. Just because I like to use the word "neat". Who cares what hateful people think of me for using a word I like?

Anyway (back on track), I figured that there'd be a lot of snobs out there who wouldn't like the way I pronounce Quebec. Like Kwee-Beck. The American way. So, then I decided to tell the story on video. That's right, so you could actually hear the American English pronunciation of the Canadian province of Québec. I know damn well the Canadians and the French pronounce it "Ke-beck" and I have no problem whatsoever with that. That's the French pronunciation. That's the original, genuine article there. But, I'm not French or Canadian. I'm an American from Pennsylvania's Allegheny Plateau Region. I say Kwee-freakin'-Beck. All right? Get over it.

Anyway, as I was telling the story, I could just see you uppity snobs squirming and pointing your fingers and laughing your hateful butts off. So, I cut the damn thing short. But not before I added a little something extra. And, yeah, I forgot to use the word "neat" in the video! Can you fucking believe it? Well, some day I'll making another fucking video about Quebec and all I'll say about it is "Neat!", over and over and over again, for two or three goddamn minutes. That'll show that fucking Woody Allen that Annie Hall isn't the only American who says, "Neat!".

Face Off

Getting Ticked

Ticked

Totally Ticked Off

When I'm not on video, these are the only three pictures you'll see of me. Their meanings are shown above, from left to right. Too bad I lost the post about Delta Airlines and Saudi Arabia and the post about the pat-down of that 95-year-old mother in Texas. Oh, well, I'm sure I can find more to piss and moan about in the months to come. There's a lot of shit to piss and moan about and somebody's gotta do it.

A Day Late and a Dollar Short

Ted O'Hooey, here. I'm an old crank who used to have a website and by the time I got around to posting a welcome video there all my posts mysteriously disappeared. And I have no copies of them. Then the video page appeared with video and no audio. Then the video disappeared. Then I disappeared.

I reappeared today at Blogger, a refugee from the Illuminati. Those goddam Illuminati pricks hate hicks from places like Pennsylvania more than anybody because we're not supposed to know shit from Shinola and when we figure anything out the bastards pull the plug on us. They just assumed we're nothing but a bunch of hateful rednecks who like to whine and cry. Well, unfortunately, some of us are. But not me. No, I see a lot of unnecessary shit happening out there and it ticks me off. So, I piss and moan out loud about it.

Hey, you'll never see any "X-Rated" material on this blog. I have about as much tolerance for that crap as I do for real crap. That term ought to insult adults everywhere. Like being an "adult" means you don't have any thoughts above your waist. Better stow that attitude before you get here or you'll just waste your time and mine. But you will encounter some adult language here, especially when I'm spouting off about the shit in this world that nobody has to put up with. Or when I embed a video by someone else and they're spouting off about the shit this world tries to feed you, just so a bunch of privileged assholes can make a lousy, goddamn buck.

All right, then. Now you know that you will encounter some very strong language every now and then. You can take that to the bank. When you're as old and cranky and as ticked off as me, watching your P's and Q's is not high on your bucket list. If you don't like my P's and Q's, hit the road. (I hate using an apostrophe with Ps and Qs because it's improper grammar but hardly anybody knows that an apostrophe implies "possession" or "belonging to", not the plural of any word).

Just like the word kidnaped. Most people spell it wrong. If the accent is on the first syllable, then you don't double the consonant in the second syllable. But, if the accent is on the second syllable, then you do double the ending consonant. Thus: kidnaped. Thus: occurred. That's American English as opposed to British English. The British double the ending consonants on such words but Americans do not. Get used to it. Even Blogger's "spell checker" has it wrong. Limeys must have written it. Hey! If they can call us "Yanks" we can call them limeys. Get over it. Christ.

So, this was supposed to be my welcome video for my website — which is now just a bad memory — and it'll have to do as my welcome video for my new blog here at Blogger, as well. Why don't I do a new video? Because I don't feel like it. I'm like George Patton in that respect. I don't like paying for the same real estate twice. So, either tune in the video or don't. It's no skin off my ass either way.

By the way, I'll be tinkering with this blog anytime I get the urge so it has my personal touch all over it, including a new, personalized header. So, hey, don't say you haven't been warned.